Sungyeol's Pick-up Line
| Sungyeol: Do you hear me? |
| Girl: Of course. |
| Sungyeol: Then do you hear it? |
| Girl: |
| Girl: Hear what? |
| Sungyeol: My heart, calling out your name over and over again. |
I'm ECHA. 94liner.
A proud Yeollipop, Inspirit, Hottest, Angel, IAM, A+ & BOICE.
Malaysian/Sabahan
Infinite Pick-up Lines V2
| Sunggyu: How you treat me reminds me of my eyes. |
| Girl: How so? |
| Sunggyu: You treat me like I'm invisible. |
| -- |
| Woohyun: Did your car break down? |
| Girl: Uhm, yeah. |
| Woohyun: Here, let me help. |
| Girl: Sure. |
| Woohyun: Hey, car, we'd look good on a wedding cake together. |
| Girl: |
| Girl: What? |
| Woohyun: I used grease on it, but it didn't work. Should I use fuel, instead? I've a spare gallon in my car. |
| Girl: Is it okay? |
| Woohyun: You've to pay for it, though. |
| Girl: How much? |
| Woohyun: Dinner for two sounds good enough for me. |
| -- |
| Dongwoo: People tell me I look like a dinosaur. |
| Dongwoo: But if you become mine, I'll show you I'm actually a dinosweet. |
| -- |
| Hoya: If you were a color, you'd be purple because it's my favorite. |
| -- |
| Sungyeol: You're someone I'd grow mature for. |
| -- |
| Myungsoo: Be my eternal girlfriend? |
| -- |
| Sungjong: If you were to become a bear I wouldn't box you even if I'm so stressed. |
LOL I remember this. I was still in BH and there was this supposedly KPOP invasion in omegle. I think this was back when our presh BBCs wanted to let out some stress due to some things.
Asianfanfics authors and Lotte World
| Readers: So author, where do you take your characters for fun? |
| Author: Lotte World |
| Readers: Dates? |
| Author: Lotte World |
| Readers: With friends...? |
| Author: Lotte World |
| Readers: With- |
| Author: Lot. Te. World. |
What if
- Sunggyu’s eyes weren’t small?
- Dongwoo’s laugh wasn’t unique?
- Woohyun wasn’t greasy?
- Hoya couldn’t dance?
- Sungyeol was the most mature of them all?
- Myungsoo wasn’t awkward?
- Sungjong wasn’t enslaved?
| friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment? |
| me: they're working on their new album |
| Tao: You're just new to our fandom |
| Tao: But I really like Gucci bags |
| Tao: I'd really like to receive something like that from you |
| Tao: |
| Tao: No? |
| Tao: *bbuing bbuing* |
When Nam Woohyun gets married v2
| Customer: Whoa, why are there so many wedding dresses? |
| Tailor: That's not even the half of it. |
| Customer: Your business must be doing well, seeing all of these. |
| Tailor: Yeah. |
| Customer: So how many weddings? |
| Tailor: Just one. |
| Customer: Just one? Wait, who's the groom? |
| Tailor: Nam Woohyun. |
| Customer: His wife must be very fortunate! |
| Tailor: Correction: wives. |
| Random Person: Why do KPOP artists have small eyes- |
| D.O.: Hi. |
| Chanyeol: Hi. |
| Bora: Hi. |
| Youngmin: Hi. |
| Kwangmin: Hi. |
| Sunggyu: What did you just say?! |
| Daesung : We're buddy man |
| Brock: I'm not a KPOP artist but I'm with you, Sunggyu, Daesung. |
